After nearly two weeks with children during Holiday Break...

Overheard from Mom friends at Audubon Park

• I've been sitting on this prescription for xanax, and am wondering if I should just...(interrupted by therapist) Fill it! Fill it!
• I have mountains of cookie dough left over from the holidays and I have to do something to get rid of it, or I'll just eat it.
• When I found out that Great Mom XX had a bad moment and lost it on her kid and spanked him? That was my best moment.
• Open Dialogue about the risks of cooking chicken in its own marinade (discuss amongst yourselves).
• (Loudly, in front of several small children) Damn! I just stepped in a big pile of dog shit.
• As potty-trained daughter poops behind tree: S! Come out, right now!
• Open Dialogue about challenges of tooth implants (discuss amongst yourselves)
• Go play now honey.
• When are we gonna start having Happy Hour?