Saturday, March 31, 2007

VOLVO comes from the Spanish volver, to return


Yes, our stolen Volvo has returned.

The crook had it for 5 hours, NOPD was "processing" it for 5 months.

She looks the same except for a gangsta rap CD left on the seat. How could the NOPD not pick up on this during "processing?" It HAD to be out of place among Jack Johnson and Neil Young!

Suggestions on how to "cleanse" the car of her evildoers include:


  • a ceremony with sage

  • drawing a line with sidewalk chalk and driving her over it

Any ideas?

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